From The Magazine Rack: Horn

Just one of many magazines available for download to the crew's personal display units, for a small deduction from their company credit.

Last Movie Screened Before The Accident

Vintage French art house film, Hans Backovic's La Fin Absolue Du Monde, was the last movie shown in the Red Knight's main 200-seat cinema before "the accident" (c. 3,000,000 years ago).

It quite possibly played to an empty house as "vintage French art house films" didn't usually go down well with a crew of space miners and astros.

Luckily, the only print of the movie now seems to have disappeared.

However, examples of more popular movies shown in the weeks before and still in the ship's archives (therefore available in personal cabins via RedNet) can be found here.

From The Magazine Rack: Kill Weekly

Just one of many magazines available for download to the crew's personal display units, for a small deduction from their company credit.

Inspirational Reading From An Alternate Reality

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Apart from pain. And maybe humiliation. And obviously death and failure. But apart from fear, pain, humiliation, failure, the unknown, and death, we have nothing to fear but fear itself. Who’s with me?"

- Arnold J Rimmer, Technician, Second Class

Red Dwarf, Series X, Episode 6: The Beginning

From The Magazine Rack: Moni

Just one of many magazines available for download to the crew's personal display units, for a small deduction from their company credit.

Vending Machines

The Red Knight is well stocked with vending machines that, when properly maintained and supplied, are capable of producing a wide variety of food and drink to suit (nearly) all tastes.

Many of the vending machines have their own artificial intelligence, independent of the ship-wide A.I., Tim.

However, this means that many of them have lost their minds after three million years without human contact.

Here are a few examples of the machines and their services:

From The Magazine Rack: Rage For Men

Just one of many magazines available for download to the crew's personal display units, for a small deduction from their company credit.

JMC Cola

Looking for a less alcoholic accompaniment for your curry? Then try JMC Cola, a sweetened, carbonated soft drink available from many vending machines around the Red Knight.

Selection From The Book Dispenser

Specially selected by the literature vending machine as suitable Earth Day reading material

Why Not Visit?

The real thing may be long gone, but tours are still available courtesy of the Red Knight's fully-functioning state-of-the-art Artificial Reality Suite (or ARS for short).

An Hour Of Snake Jazz

From The Magazine Rack: Mech's Health

Just one of many magazines available for download to the crew's personal display units, for a small deduction from their company credit.